Some Jehovah's Witnesses just came round...

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Some Jehovah's Witnesses just came round...

Post by teknotik » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:42 pm

...and said "You're on our list of people not to call on. We were just wondering if you still wanted to be on that list." So you call round to check if I still want to be left alone? WTF? :lol:
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Re: Some Jehovah's Witnesses just came round...

Post by Markymark » Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:34 pm

kick em in the cunt

flaming bunch of weirdo's

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Re: Some Jehovah's Witnesses just came round...

Post by henryburner » Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:54 pm

When I was a kid my dad used to put a fez on the head and claim we were muslims when they knocked on the door. But my sister opened the door once and said we were jews so they must have been really confused. :)

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Re: Some Jehovah's Witnesses just came round...

Post by Markymark » Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:01 pm

henryburner wrote:When I was a kid my dad used to put a fez on the head and claim we were muslims when they knocked on the door. But my sister opened the door once and said we were jews so they must have been really confused. :)
cracked me up that as :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Some Jehovah's Witnesses just came round...

Post by lemsip » Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:58 pm

I once made the mistake of telling them I was an evangelical atheist; it just made them want to talk to me even more.

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Re: Some Jehovah's Witnesses just came round...

Post by esq » Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:05 am

When I see two old ladies at the door early morning weekends, I'm tempted answer the door naked and invite them in for a beer.

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Re: Some Jehovah's Witnesses just came round...

Post by Becs » Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:10 am

Tell them you're pagan and your Goddess gave birth to their God ;)
It works everytime, I promise :lol:

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Re: Some Jehovah's Witnesses just came round...

Post by samuel » Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:33 am

ESQ wrote:When I see two old ladies at the door early morning weekends, I'm tempted answer the door naked and invite them in for a beer.
So you quickly rip your clothes off or just usually don't wear any? :-k


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Re: Some Jehovah's Witnesses just came round...

Post by henryburner » Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:55 am

lemsip wrote:I once made the mistake of telling them I was an evangelical atheist; it just made them want to talk to me even more.

No no, you can´t tell them that you are an atheist, they just hand you the watch tower and smiles "Ill be back" :lol:

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Re: Some Jehovah's Witnesses just came round...

Post by spleenster » Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:49 am

Tell them you've had a blood transfusion, works every time. :)

How did you get on their list in the first place?

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Re: Some Jehovah's Witnesses just came round...

Post by Ric » Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:09 am

They have terrible dress sense.

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Re: Some Jehovah's Witnesses just came round...

Post by spackhandychoptubes » Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:38 am

dinosaurs

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Re: Some Jehovah's Witnesses just came round...

Post by teknotik » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:06 pm

Spleenster wrote:How did you get on their list in the first place?
That's the thing. They came round before and we asked them not to call again because we're not interested and then they came back to make sure we're still not interested. Defeats the object of having a list of people not to call on! :lol:

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Re: Some Jehovah's Witnesses just came round...

Post by cantonamagic » Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:03 pm

Some Jehovah's Witnesses just came round...
Well you obviously didn't hit them hard enough in the first place :badgrin:

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Re: Some Jehovah's Witnesses just came round...

Post by esq » Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:41 am

samuel wrote:
ESQ wrote:When I see two old ladies at the door early morning weekends, I'm tempted answer the door naked and invite them in for a beer.
So you quickly rip your clothes off or just usually don't wear any? :-k
Are you SURE you want an answer to this question? :badgrin: :lol: ;)

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