Total Rip-off......I Mean Recall

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Total Rip-off......I Mean Recall

Post by strongforce » Tue Aug 14, 2012 8:51 am

I knew it was going to be shit but a scene for scene rip-off takes the piss!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIduDF61WlM

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Re: Total Rip-off......I Mean Recall

Post by pineappletribe » Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:53 am

Total Remake then?! :D :lol: Hello SF btw mate! :D

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Re: Total Rip-off......I Mean Recall

Post by ian saunders » Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:34 am

Get your ass to Mars, Get your ass to Mars, Get your ass to Mars, Get your ass to Mars, Get your ass to Mars.....

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Re: Total Rip-off......I Mean Recall

Post by electric tribe » Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:56 am

favourite line out of the original although there are a few favourites is "if i am not me, then who the hell am i?"

defo not interested in sitting through a remake...with CF in the lead role. Has he ever made a good movie?

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Post by pineappletribe » Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:03 pm

johnny cab = alan hansen btw :D

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Re: Total Rip-off......I Mean Recall

Post by Paul Zykotik » Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:20 pm

electric tribe wrote:favourite line out of the original although there are a few favourites is "if i am not me, then who the hell am i?"

defo not interested in sitting through a remake...with CF in the lead role. Has he ever made a good movie?
In Bruges.

This looks every bit as bad as I thought it would be.

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Re: Total Rip-off......I Mean Recall

Post by AtomSmasher » Thu Aug 16, 2012 5:02 pm

I don't know why they bothered. The original was only good:

1. When you first watched it when you were 15
2. Now as 'its so bad its good', i'm pissed and nothings on TV

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Re: Total Rip-off......I Mean Recall

Post by Double Drop » Thu Aug 16, 2012 6:57 pm

Let's hope Robocop turns out better...

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Post by champion puffa » Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:20 pm

Double Drop wrote:Let's hope Robocop turns out better...

:lol: :lol:

Good luck with that pipe dream!

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I’ll share this one detail. In the film, when Murphy is turned into Robocop 1.0, it’s described “a high-tech version of the ’80s suit.”

Then they show a focus group scene where criminals laugh at the design. “He looks like a toy from the ’80s!”

So they redesign him to look “meaner” as Robocop 2.0, who passes focus group approval.

So they not only make sure to include the original design, they also point out it’s dated and stupid. *facepalm*

Hold onto your sides for more hilarious “Robocop” details. They outsource his construction to China. #seriously

And we meet the ED-209s in the field in Iran, where they’re used to subdue suicide bombers. #ineedallthedrinksnow

Ahhh… now they just dropped Robocop 3.0 onto an Al Queda training camp to see what he does.

“He should be programmed to incapacitate in all scenarios.” “Agreed. Let’s keep him PG-13, Dr. Norton.” No. No. No. No.

By page 54, they are already onto Robocop 4.0, who looks like a “cop on steroids painted metallic blue.”

and just for the record.....

id advise people to see total Recall 2012......

Its AWSOME!!

it nods and situations and characters (yes the girl with 3 tits and the 2 weeks lady) and ofcorse arnie is not there for the comedy and one liners...

BUT..

the story is BETTTER and if your expecting an exact story line.. "get ready for a suprise"..... keeps you guesin what the next plot change is going to be.

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Re: Total Rip-off......I Mean Recall

Post by MaskHysteria » Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:21 pm

Double Drop wrote:Let's hope Robocop turns out better...
They fuck up Robocop like Robocop 3 fucked up Robocop, I'll get my Auto-9 out on their arses :!:

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Re: Total Rip-off......I Mean Recall

Post by Paul Zykotik » Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:29 am

If that's genuine, then the Robocop remake doesn't sound all that bad to me - seems as though they're trying to keep faithful to how deliberately over the top and pisstaking the original was. I'm sure they'll screw it up but I'm not as put off by that as I am with Total Recall.

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Re: Total Rip-off......I Mean Recall

Post by The_Ruffneck » Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:34 pm

Can't be as bad as The Italian Job remake starring Mark Wahlberg that was set in Los Angeles.

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Re: Total Rip-off......I Mean Recall

Post by squatski » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:50 pm

there's gonna be a bladerunner remake as well isn't there?

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Re: Total Rip-off......I Mean Recall

Post by Matt Clarke » Sun Sep 02, 2012 8:56 am

The_Ruffneck wrote:Can't be as bad as The Italian Job remake starring Mark Wahlberg that was set in Los Angeles.
I quite liked that movie.

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Re: Total Rip-off......I Mean Recall

Post by LOON-E » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:38 pm

I,ll watch Total recall the remake with a open mind :) :) :)

Robocop is a classic mind you unless its gonna be a very dark 18 bloodfest then i know im gonna be highly dissapointed

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