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How do you wipe?

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:09 pm
by lien
After having a shite?

Re: How do you wipe?

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:16 pm
by Beagle
bored yeah?

Re: How do you wipe?

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:19 pm
by Ric
I call for my Groom of the Stool.

Re: How do you wipe?

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:22 pm
by ian saunders
Real men don't ;)

:lol:

How do you wipe?

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:27 pm
by lien
Beagle wrote:bored yeah?
Nope... Interested in people's arse wiping habits!!! ;-)

Re: How do you wipe?

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:08 am
by Sir Captinweestain
Tissue you dirty bastard.

Re: How do you wipe?

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:11 am
by Matt Clarke
Sir Captinweestain wrote:Tissue you dirty bastard.
LOL

Re: How do you wipe?

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:14 am
by dj jedi
I wish I still had a bday, used to love the one at home :lol:

Re: How do you wipe?

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:58 am
by ian saunders
dj jedi wrote:I wish I still had a bday, used to love the one at home :lol:
Did you actually use it though? Every house i've been in with a bidet i've always asked and they've said that they can't be arsed (excuse the pun).

I expect it's a lot fresher than getting some paper and rubbing your bumhole.

Seriously with all the technological advances in our time why are we still rubbing are asses with mashed up bits of paper???????? WHY!!!

Re: How do you wipe?

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:33 am
by dj jedi
I did used to use it! Like you say way more hygenic than paper. Only practical if you have a towel to hand though.

In Malaysia they have little hoses next to every toilet, and a drain on the floor. Nice idea if 1) anybody ever cleaned the toilets and 2) there was ever a towel!

Re: How do you wipe?

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:05 pm
by ian saunders
dj jedi wrote:I did used to use it! Like you say way more hygenic than paper. Only practical if you have a towel to hand though.

In Malaysia they have little hoses next to every toilet, and a drain on the floor. Nice idea if 1) anybody ever cleaned the toilets and 2) there was ever a towel!
I don't know, i think i'd be a bit paranoid as to whether the water had got everything away - whereas with loo roll i suppose you can do regular progress checks during the wiping stage.

Re: How do you wipe?

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:49 pm
by fannypad
Three seashells.

Last time I went to Kiev with the ex we stayed in some monolithic executive 5-star hospitality emporium and I blagged an upgrade to the presidential suite or some shit. It came with a Japanese cyber bog which, when activated via an indecipherable touch panel, schpritzed then delicately wafted your freshly-cleansed clammy battycrease through a series of infrared-guided motorised probosci.

It was the most sensual sphincter sensation I've ever experienced, save for the time I fell arse-first onto a crate of vaporub inhaler sticks.

Re: How do you wipe?

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:53 pm
by warpedcore
i leave it to go crusty then pick off later on when bored

Re: How do you wipe?

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:22 am
by Thrash
Tokyo Techno Toilets are quality.... The higher up in society you are over there, the more buttons you have on your bog! Last time I was over there, I set the spray to full blast to see how far it would reach.... Not the best idea as it sprayed right out the bathroom door & soaked the carpet! :)

It's not as simple as sounds either as the seats have a pressure sensor so I had to hold the seat down with one hand (I wasn't having a shit) whilst hitting the buttons with the other....

Anyway... I voted for standing up innit.... ;)

Re: How do you wipe?

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:44 pm
by squatski
I think the real question should be, do you have a look before you flush and think to your self 'yeah! I'm really proud of that turd'