How do you wipe?

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How do you wipe?

Stand up & wipe
5
31%
Tuck under while seated
8
50%
Use bidet
1
6%
Right Hand
2
13%
Left Hand
0
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Total votes: 16

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Sir Captinweestain
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Re: How do you wipe?

Post by Sir Captinweestain » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:29 am

Or, where it'd go.

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Re: How do you wipe?

Post by ian saunders » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:39 pm

[quote="Thrash"]Tokyo Techno Toilets [quote]

If ever i decide to start my own techno combo, i think i'm going to call it this.

Actually i prefer Tokyo toiletstep

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Re: How do you wipe?

Post by meatpie48 » Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:32 pm

where's the option on the Poll to say Liens a CI_Int lol

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Re: How do you wipe?

Post by lemsip » Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:19 am

fannypad wrote:
It was the most sensual sphincter sensation I've ever experienced, save for the time I fell arse-first onto a crate of vaporub inhaler sticks.
Not true, I once got vaporub on my knob. It was far from sensual, it burned and the more I tried to wash it off, the more it spread the burning.

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Re: How do you wipe?

Post by Ric » Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:15 am

Apparently the nicest thing to wipe with is a swan's neck.

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Re: Re: How do you wipe?

Post by Ric » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:35 am

Elusive9T2 wrote:
Ric wrote:Apparently the nicest thing to wipe with is a swan's neck.

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QI fan? :lol: :-D
Yeah you spotted it :)

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Re: How do you wipe?

Post by somatic » Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:11 pm

You mean none of you know how to use the three sea shells?

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Re: How do you wipe?

Post by dj jedi » Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:14 pm

somatic wrote:You mean none of you know how to use the three sea shells?
When I moved into my house there were 3 sea shells on the shelf above the toilet. I have always wondered wether the landlord actually knows the secret! :lol:

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Re: How do you wipe?

Post by ian saunders » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:46 pm

How do blind people know that they've wiped sufficiently?

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