Who needs reason when we have religion?

[Double Drop]

So much wrong here, check out the sigs and icons if you find the text too much fun.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40805

[J3D]

"punched the most queers"
hahaha !

[jonny]

There can be only 1 religion

CHURCH OF ACID HOUSE

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[Double Drop]

Loving this:

I'd like to point out a fault in genetics. If I am not mistaken, genetics states that a bat is a mammal. That is of course wrong, since bible clearly says that it's a bird: Deut.14:11-18

and this:

I'm aware of the Theory of Plate Tectonics, be we've proven recently that it is True Christianâ„¢ Prayer that ultimately made, for example, the volcano in Iceland erupt, as we started praying on February 17th, and God answered our Prayers.

[Double Drop]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=41067

Secondly, my recent trip to South Asia was to rent boy brothels in Thailand (the better to bring them to Christ's Love), NOT to monasteries in Nepal and Tibet to study Buddhism

You're not fooling anyone buddy.

[Double Drop]

I love this one!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=3498

If all life evolved out of rocks and lightning, what did the rocks and lightning evolve from?

[lemsip]

Isnt it a pisstake?

[electric tribe]

hillbilly americans = hilarious entertainment.

[Matt Clarke]

Isnt it a pisstake?

If it is, it's a very, very elaborate one as there's a hell of a lot of posts. There again maybe everyone on there is in on the joke.

P.S. The world is flat and someone has posted some very good photoshop pics and a painting to prove this.

[lien]

"For example, God’s latest invention, designed primarily to punish sodomites, is AIDS. Secular scientists believe in the “HIV-virus,” which would cause this disease, and insult God by trying to find a cure. Of course, the only reliable way of curing diseases is prayer."

^^

[AtomSmasher]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=41852

Finally - BigFoot's existence explained!

[Beagle]

haha, surely a pisstake!

[rob s.]

Isnt it a pisstake?

If it is, it's a very, very elaborate one as there's a hell of a lot of posts. There again maybe everyone on there is in on the joke.

P.S. The world is flat and someone has posted some very good photoshop pics and a painting to prove this.

Of course it's a pisstake!

You don't really believe Christians (even in America) refer to gravity as "intelligent falling"??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist :-D

[pineappletribe]

Oh that is brilliant... and gonna make my day @ work much more fun! :D

[champion puffa]

Since Australia is good at absolutely nothing they "excel" in sports no one on the planet cares about like cricket. When someone accidentally hit a ball they immediately made him the King of Australia. The King immediately stopped playing to prevent further embarrassment. Of course they never became world champion, but they do provide a lot of entertainment for the other countries.

HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

THATS COMMING FROM A COUNTRY THAT PLAYS BASEBALL AND AMERICAN FOOTBALL.................. WHO THE FUK PLAYS THEM OUT OF THE USA?

HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA


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