Who needs reason when we have religion?

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Who needs reason when we have religion?

Post by Double Drop » Tue May 04, 2010 9:49 pm

So much wrong here, check out the sigs and icons if you find the text too much fun.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40805

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Re: Who needs reason when we have religion?

Post by J3D » Tue May 04, 2010 10:08 pm

"punched the most queers"
hahaha ! :badgrin:

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Re: Who needs reason when we have religion?

Post by jonny » Tue May 04, 2010 10:36 pm

There can be only 1 religion \:D/ \:D/ \:D/

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Re: Who needs reason when we have religion?

Post by Double Drop » Tue May 04, 2010 10:43 pm

Loving this:
I'd like to point out a fault in genetics. If I am not mistaken, genetics states that a bat is a mammal. That is of course wrong, since bible clearly says that it's a bird: Deut.14:11-18
and this:
I'm aware of the Theory of Plate Tectonics, be we've proven recently that it is True Christianâ„¢ Prayer that ultimately made, for example, the volcano in Iceland erupt, as we started praying on February 17th, and God answered our Prayers.
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Re: Who needs reason when we have religion?

Post by Double Drop » Tue May 04, 2010 11:08 pm

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=41067
Secondly, my recent trip to South Asia was to rent boy brothels in Thailand (the better to bring them to Christ's Love), NOT to monasteries in Nepal and Tibet to study Buddhism
You're not fooling anyone buddy. :lol:

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Re: Who needs reason when we have religion?

Post by Double Drop » Tue May 04, 2010 11:36 pm

If all life evolved out of rocks and lightning, what did the rocks and lightning evolve from?
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Re: Who needs reason when we have religion?

Post by lemsip » Wed May 05, 2010 2:12 am

Isnt it a pisstake?

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Re: Who needs reason when we have religion?

Post by electric tribe » Wed May 05, 2010 5:52 am

hillbilly americans = hilarious entertainment.

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Post by Matt Clarke » Wed May 05, 2010 6:16 am

lemsip wrote:Isnt it a pisstake?
If it is, it's a very, very elaborate one as there's a hell of a lot of posts. There again maybe everyone on there is in on the joke.

P.S. The world is flat and someone has posted some very good photoshop pics and a painting to prove this.

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Re: Who needs reason when we have religion?

Post by lien » Wed May 05, 2010 6:46 am

"For example, God’s latest invention, designed primarily to punish sodomites, is AIDS. Secular scientists believe in the “HIV-virus,” which would cause this disease, and insult God by trying to find a cure. Of course, the only reliable way of curing diseases is prayer."

^^ :lol:

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Re: Who needs reason when we have religion?

Post by AtomSmasher » Wed May 05, 2010 7:17 am

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=41852

Finally - BigFoot's existence explained!

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Re: Who needs reason when we have religion?

Post by Beagle » Wed May 05, 2010 8:52 am

haha, surely a pisstake!

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Re: Who needs reason when we have religion?

Post by rob s. » Wed May 05, 2010 8:53 am

Matt Clarke wrote:
lemsip wrote:Isnt it a pisstake?
If it is, it's a very, very elaborate one as there's a hell of a lot of posts. There again maybe everyone on there is in on the joke.

P.S. The world is flat and someone has posted some very good photoshop pics and a painting to prove this.
Of course it's a pisstake! #-o

You don't really believe Christians (even in America) refer to gravity as "intelligent falling"?? :shock:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist :-D

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Re: Who needs reason when we have religion?

Post by pineappletribe » Wed May 05, 2010 8:55 am

Oh that is brilliant... and gonna make my day @ work much more fun! :D :lol:

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Re: Who needs reason when we have religion?

Post by champion puffa » Wed May 05, 2010 10:31 am

Since Australia is good at absolutely nothing they "excel" in sports no one on the planet cares about like cricket. When someone accidentally hit a ball they immediately made him the King of Australia. The King immediately stopped playing to prevent further embarrassment. Of course they never became world champion, but they do provide a lot of entertainment for the other countries.

HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

THATS COMMING FROM A COUNTRY THAT PLAYS BASEBALL AND AMERICAN FOOTBALL.................. WHO THE FUK PLAYS THEM OUT OF THE USA?

HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA


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