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Swine Flu

Post by jonny » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:40 am

Every time i hear the words "swine flu" i cant help thinking of the legendary Rab C Nesbitt "see yo the swine that ye are" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1Jz7M7TJn4

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Re: Swine Flu

Post by Double Drop » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:07 am

I've heard it will make you pig sick!

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Re: Swine Flu

Post by earthquake » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:29 am

I think I've got it!!
Feel well rough this morning!!

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Post by samuel » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:20 am

Isn't it that you get it if you fuck pigs? :badgrin:

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Re: Swine Flu

Post by Beagle » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:26 am

damn, I've only just started worrying about Bird flu.

I may not get 'round to panicking about this for another couple of weeks! #-o

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Post by -=Marky G=- » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:53 am

samuel wrote:Isn't it that you get it if you fuck pigs? :badgrin:

I got into trouble for that once, I fucked a pig and it squealed on me :lol:

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Re: Swine Flu

Post by Double Drop » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:37 am

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healt ... chief.html
Justin McCracken, the HPA's chief executive, said: "I think probably we should expect cases given the way this has spread across America. It is sensible that we plan in the assumption that there will be cases.
:lol:

Have you tried sticking it in harder? :lol: #-o :lol:

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Re: Swine Flu

Post by fmrl » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:05 am

Seems like a nice bit of media-induced over-reaction to me.

From the BBC website...

"Of the 103 deaths in Mexico, only 20 are so far confirmed to have been caused by the new virus... In most cases outside Mexico, people have been only mildly ill and have made a full recovery."

"Russia, China and Thailand have banned imports of raw pork and pork products from Mexico and parts of the US. But Dr Fukuda said that there was no evidence to link exposure to pork with infection."

No bacon sarnies for breakfast from now on then :D

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Re: Swine Flu

Post by Ric » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:13 am

It they're ill, perhaps they should put the 'pigs in blankets'.
Boom boom.

Sorry.

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Re: Swine Flu

Post by champion puffa » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:17 pm

fmrl wrote: Dr Fukuda said
:lol: good name

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Re: Swine Flu

Post by Double Drop » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:37 pm

Champion Puffa wrote:
fmrl wrote: Dr Fukuda said
:lol: good name
Oh come on, that's no where near as good as Justin McCracken! :lol:

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Re: Swine Flu

Post by fmrl » Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:12 am

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Re: Swine Flu

Post by CMcDougall » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:26 pm

jonny wrote:i cant help thinking of the legendary Rab C Nesbitt "see yo the swine that ye are"
:lol: :lol:
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i will tell you this boy, i will tell you this :lol:

i wanna know, who snogged/ fucked the chicken/ pig then??
Mexico's wimin must be dog rough!

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Re: Swine Flu

Post by JACK-0 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:43 am

It's another world government conspiracy, with Gordon Brown doing the honours to the pig to get the flu moving, nothing like a pandemic to reduce populations and make governments look like heroes. Not sure I can give up pork, love a sausage I do

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