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Post funny MC quotes

Post by surgery » Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:13 pm

... One already mentioned and also to start with
Traffic Cone wrote:

"i got three words for you...PUMP UP THE VOLUME!" and voice in the crowd "that's four words!"
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Re: Post funny MC quotes

Post by somatic » Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:47 pm

Bassman - "And the bass is heavy like a sack of spuds"

MC GQ - "Anyone caught not dancing will get a clump, with a microphone on their head"

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Re: Post funny MC quotes

Post by livvy » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:08 pm

Somatic wrote:Bassman - "And the bass is heavy like a sack of spuds"

MC GQ - "Anyone caught not dancing will get a clump, with a microphone on their head"
:badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: thats classic

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Re: Post funny MC quotes

Post by fannypad » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:29 pm

The big bucket. You never touch the sides when you try to fuck it.

Touch your belly and your back and your toes, now lift up your skirt and let me show you how it grows

Dreams are for dreamers but wet dreams are for real.


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Re: Post funny MC quotes

Post by jimee » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:32 pm

Bassman - <makes whistling noise> "sounds like a bird, shoot the mother fuck!"

Mad P - "fry crisp fry crisp and dry" "skip to loo my darling" "fly away peter fly away paul" "georgie porgie pudding and pie" - he came out with some rubbish didnt he! Funny though!

GQ - "stop music, someone has passed out - to the person passed out, if you cant take your fucking drugs dont do it!"

Magika "time to come out of the darkness into the light, whos ready for some happy hardcore?" boo's comes from crowd lol

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Re: Post funny MC quotes

Post by will2003 » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:34 pm

Pretty much everything that Chalkie White says on that DS4 Hype set :lol:

And that massive rant that Five-0 does when someone stole his jacket on
an old One Nation set is priceless - got audio of that somewhere - will
try and post it up.

That Magika "three words" quote is priceless though :lol: :lol:

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Re: Post funny MC quotes

Post by strongforce » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:44 pm

Robbie Dee about Ratty..........."My DJ takes the piss outta ya ear drums"

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Post by surgery » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:47 pm

Jimee wrote:
Magika "time to come out of the darkness into the light, whos ready for some happy hardcore?" boo's comes from crowd lol

LoL

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Re: Post funny MC quotes

Post by jimee » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:57 pm

Im sure that 3 little words set is Dougal Dreamscape 12, ive listened to that a few times, and can hear that bit in my head - thing is its never twigged to me what he said lol

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Re: Post funny MC quotes

Post by Skink » Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:02 pm

The two blacks and a bubble 2 mix is fucking full of lol's from mad p. Fucking hell.

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Post by champion puffa » Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:05 pm

will2003 wrote:Pretty much everything that Chalkie White says on that DS4 Hype set :lol:

And that massive rant that Five-0 does when someone stole his jacket on an old One Nation set is priceless
When Five-0 was on renegade radio with uncle dugs, one of the crew in chat asked if he ever found his jacket lolololol.

the set is on the renegade playlist...propa funny

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Post by champion puffa » Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:08 pm

think these were robbie d n ribz

"I wanna hear you all singing, like fukin chickens"

"To all those that were in the toilets at 12 o clock 'sniffs' thankyou very much for cummin back in for the happy new year"

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Re: Post funny MC quotes

Post by squatski » Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:22 pm

isns't there madP ranting and raving about why london are ungreatfull and bigs up all other cities or something? I found that amusing!

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Post by DJ_Nik_Gnashers » Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:31 pm

that was top buzz set from big bad head I think.
"anyone in this tent from london " (cheers) "well fuck off out fuck off go nextdoor"

I think Mad P was a genius and I could go on for hours rtyping his classic rhymes but I wont, I will just say anything the man rapped about was fkin amazing...
MC MC has made me laugh a few times too !

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Re: Post funny MC quotes

Post by thedjeuphoria » Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:06 pm

mad p- do not lick your fingers when you eat, did you wash your hands when you had your last shiiiiit? :lol:

robbie d- if anyone has lost a pound can they go to reception to claim it?

unkown mc- feeling hotter, thats better, take off your sweater (WTF? :lol: )

or anything that ever came of out md loud and nastys gob was laughable, but for all the wrong reasons.

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